Kayak Bear

You May be wondering, How did I get here?

One day I was minding my business, just out for a stroll around the lake. When some crazy lady pepper sprayed me in the face. I didn’t want any trouble, all I did was say “Hi”. I had to show her a lesson and let her know you can’t just spray Brown Bears just because of the color of our fur. So I ate her Kayak. Now this bitch is trying to sue me for damages....